Posted 5 hours ago

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

Posted 5 hours ago

frickingfrentus:

lucleon:

thanatos-skepsi:

darrenismydisneyprince:

this is seriously one of the most powerful scenes on glee ever

I think one of the most powerful scenes on the television ever

yes

this really fucking struck me when i saw it the first time

(Source: darrencriss2)

Posted 5 hours ago

mylifeinmegabytes:

So one of my friends broke her arm falling off her porch and her hot neighbor friend took her to the emergency room. When she about to get a xray the technician asked “is there any possibility of you being pregnant?” and she’s like “No” the technician looked at her, looked the the hot neighbor friend then look back at her and asked "Are you sure?"

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holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

(Source: existentialfuck)

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officialfrenchtoast:

When ur friends are making fun about stuff you are secretly insecure about

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Posted 7 hours ago

bombhills-notcountries:

I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard hahahah

Posted 7 hours ago

fiftyshadesofstyles:

i have never laughed so hard in my life

Posted 7 hours ago
officialfrenchtoast:

welcome to the real world kid

officialfrenchtoast:

welcome to the real world kid

Posted 7 hours ago

death-by-lulz:

Chris Evans in 4th, 6th and 7th grade.

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

(Source: postdrift)

Posted 7 hours ago

courfeyradical:

emphasisonthehomo:

Queer subtext in media is nice and all, but have you considered:

  • Including actual queer characters instead of vague metaphors for queer characters.

 (x)

Posted 8 hours ago

angrybisexualcesium:

tbh the only reason anybody is “straight-passing” is because of the common and harmful conception that heterosexuality is the default and that queerness must have extreme and visible markers to be valid

Posted 8 hours ago

liluminati:

toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH

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without it its just

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(Source: laptoplucifer)